The sweet little old lady I call my grandma. (via roslinraydor)
Ok so when Godzilla came out a few weeks back I had gone with the boyfriend. We had got there early and the lights hadn’t gone down yet so I pulled out my knitting to pass the time.
It was a baby blue newbown mitten and I was about to finish off.
This kid sitting in front of me with some friends saw what I was doing and asked me “What the fuck are you doing?” His friends laughed thinking it was funny. I just looked at him dead in the eye and said. “Thought I’d knit ya a fucking cozy for your little pencil dick.” I held it up and said. “Think it’ll fit or did I make it too big for ya?”
His face was red out of embarrassment and turned back around in his seat. His friends were laughing off of their seats and one even gave me a high five.
My boyfriend couldn’t have been more proud. ;)